Slam FC is one of the Most Insane MMA Promotions Ever (Video)

If you’re anything like me, you spend 90% of your mixed martial arts watching experience yelling at the refs for breaking apart the ground game just a hair too early, screaming when a fight is stopped before one opponent has lapsed into REM sleep, and throwing the remote at the screen when the judges decision costs us $20.

Slam FC helped me put things into perspective.

When I clicked on the video for the “Worst MMA Promotion in the World” I wasn’t sure what to expect. After all, I’ve been around this sport such a long time that very little can surprise me anymore. There’s no way this event could be any worse than the early days of the UFC, back in the golden age of Harold Howard and Art Jimmerson, right? Right?

Wrong. So very, very wrong.

Slam FC is literally everything 85 year old politicians think MMA is, rolled into one glorious round, and then video-taped for the enjoyment of sane people like you and I. Things get off to an unusual start when the referee desperately pulls one fighter off the other for attempting what he thought must have been some sort of Indian Cobra Death Clutch (see: Guillotine). From there, everything goes downhill, culminating in a coach charging the ring, tackling one of the fighters, and feeding him a bare-knuckle sandwich to the face. It was like a symphony of John McCain’s nightmares, rising to a beautiful and terrifying crescendo.



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